Elegant Chaos

Bizarrely, QPR director Gianna Paladini was allegedly held up at gun point on Saturday, apparently in an attempt by another board member to force him to resign from the board of the club. It sounds like a terrible ordeal, and I hope he's ok.

This isn't the first dodgy incident involving our recent board members. Predictably, given the nature of football fans in general, and QPR fans in particular, this has spawned a certain amount of irreverent speculation...